The Kingdom of Womble 12550 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.65 billion Womble 12550ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Womble 12550ian economy, worth 189 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,645 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,966 per year while the poor average 2,547, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 12550's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 12550 is ranked 240,012^th in the world and 13,742^nd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.